Pew Pew 

Looks like the Russians arent so happy

Translation: 

“Walking left right, sergeants or lieutenants can’t even pass the test, come out with us, make me happy. How is this happening? Why can’t they? What is all this shit? Element of what, blyat? What the fuck do I need it? They’re military, have to march, blyat! What’s the fucking point of this then? Yeah? Really? Ok good, good. Why the fuck we’re writing all these papers stating everything we’re lacking, blyat, and then we gather this huge crowd here, staging fuck knows what, it’s a profanation blyat, imitation of shooting, imitation of training, imitation of unit cohesion.

officer says something unintelligibly

Me? Very little. 15 rounds, fuck, come and shoot. Two magazines, at an imagined opponent at a tank range, at an imaginary enemy tratatata!

officer says something unintelligibly

What? How many times? How many times? Two times on the range and once a shooting lesson. One time… shut up, blyat. One time we were taught how to shoot, the other two at the tank range we were just jerking off, blyat.

officer says something unintelligibly

What unit cohesion, blyat?! You should come with us, check it out, run a little? Come on, let’s go run a little, I’ll show you, get some cohesion. Guys, let me speak, I’ve started, I’ll finish.

officer says something unintelligibly

All the bullshit so far is coming from the Ministry of Defense. What? Again, I’m telling you, why are we shooting at imaginary enemy infantry? Where are the targets that move, raise, etc? Why is our shooting range at a tank range?

officer says something unintelligibly

What do you mean that’s how it’s established? I’ll establish your position for you right now! laughter

officer says something unintelligibly

Easy! Want me to show you? It’ll have more honor than what’s happening at this moment.

officer says something unintelligibly

Yeah? Cool! Yeah? Blyat, we were laying around for two weeks. In those two weeks five times went to the range shooting 15 rounds each.

officer says something unintelligibly

Wha.. that’s for every unit, every unit! If you have someone else that’s special, that’s good! But it was every unit! We have a friend of our company commander coming to train us because we get jackshit from you!”

Part2 

officer says something unintelligibly

Me? Very little. 15 rounds, fuck, come and shoot. Two magazines, at an imagined opponent at a tank range, at an imaginary enemy tratatata!

officer says something unintelligibly

What? How many times? How many times? Two times on the range and once a shooting lesson. One time… shut up, blyat. One time we were taught how to shoot, the other two at the tank range we were just jerking off, blyat.

officer says something unintelligibly

What unit cohesion, blyat?! You should come with us, check it out, run a little? Come on, let’s go run a little, I’ll show you, get some cohesion. Guys, let me speak, I’ve started, I’ll finish.

officer says something unintelligibly

All the bullshit so far is coming from the Ministry of Defense. What? Again, I’m telling you, why are we shooting at imaginary enemy infantry? Where are the targets that move, raise, etc? Why is our shooting range at a tank range?

officer says something unintelligibly

What do you mean that’s how it’s established? I’ll establish your position for you right now! laughter

officer says something unintelligibly

Easy! Want me to show you? It’ll have more honor than what’s happening at this moment.

officer says something unintelligibly

Yeah? Cool! Yeah? Blyat, we were laying around for two weeks. In those two weeks five times went to the range shooting 15 rounds each.

officer says something unintelligibly

Wha.. that’s for every unit, every unit! If you have someone else that’s special, that’s good! But it was every unit! We have a friend of our company commander coming to train us because we get jackshit from you!”