Wow, the fat bitch damaged the road with that stunt!
Decades ago at a bar, a crazy drunk bitch came right up to me and sat on my lap. She said she wanted to "go back to my place", so we left. In my car, she said she couldn't go home because her husband would beat her, and proceeded to lift her dress (with nothing on under it) and show me her severely bruised body. I said "You need to report that to the police. I'll drop you off, I'm not taking you to my house." She didn't even try to argue or explain, she just suddenly opened the door and dove out of my car at 40 mph! She rolled a few times, bounced up and then landed on her feet running. Jumped over a fence into someone's backyard and was gone. I have no idea what happened to her, I never saw her again or heard anything about it, there was never anything in the local newspaper.